"coming soon" is not technically true, you can buy your own copy of TCB right here right now. except not right here, buy it right here: https://mixam.com/print-on-demand/68451b58bfc1767d7da4b6d1

Somewhere far away, a cat gets his bachelor's degree.
6.69" x 10.24", 32 pages. Second printings of TCB, which is what this is, don't come with good shit ribbons. Tough.